Friday, April 15, 2011

Morocco . . . or Why I Decided to Not Go To Portugal

For the last week, I've been meaning to blog about last weekend's trip to Morocco and Gibraltar. Unfortunately, I had a test this week and instead spent all of my time studying for that (grade still unknown).

My Swedish friend Ida and I decided a while back that we must go to Morocco as it was so close to where we are. To be only a few hours from Africa and an Arab country and not go would be a shame. As time is also winding down on how long I am in Spain legally and can thus come and go freely, this trip had to be taken soon. Thus, we went last weekend.

In Spain, the concept of time is totally different than in the States. For example, our train left at 6:50 a.m.. Although this would be considered somewhat early for a Saturday morning in the States, this is still, to a degree, considered Friday night in Spain. By that I mean, the streets are still filled with party go-ers and those walking home from the bars (which close at 7 a.m.). I tend to think of Spanish time as 2-3 hours later than American time. So, a 6:50 a.m. departure would be similar to a 4:50 a.m. departure in the States. In other words, no one could believe we were getting up that early and there was virtually no one on the train.

In regards to the train, it was very nice and somewhat space shuttle like. Sliding glass doors on motion detectors, lots of white plastic furnishings, very clean. I like it a lot better than traveling via bus although the buses are also clean. They, however, don't have bathrooms or vending machines. After 4 hours on the train, we arrived in Algeciras, Spain.


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Algeciras was the port city in which we'd planned to catch a ferry over to Tanger, Morocco, Africa. We'd researched all the ferrys and determined which one was least expensive. Upon our arrival, we had exactly one hour until the ferry departure time and did not know exactly where to buy tickets. Thus, we had to hurry.

After a little walking, we eventually found an independent ticket salesman who sold for the desired ferry. The online price we'd found was 33 euros but, according to this gentleman, the price was actually 59 euros. "Ok, fine," we thought. Give us the damn tickets. We have a ferry to catch. Thus we bought our tickets and left to make our way to the ferry. Unfortunately, there were no signs as to how to get to the ferry and it was a bit of a walk. We had to ask directions which was challenging with the language barrier. Eventually, however, we made it to the ferry and through customs effectively.

I had hoped that, while on the ferry, we'd be able to sit outside for at least a portion of the one and a half hour ride (and by one and a half hours, they meant more like 2 hours 15 minutes). Unfortunately, this ferry did not have outdoor seating (our evening ferry did but it was much too cold). It did, however, have comfortable seating in either couch or table with chair form and a small cafeteria.

While on the ferry, the information desk made an announcement that we should be sure to get customs forms and fill them out. Like good travelers, we did. Unfortunately, there was more to this process, we would soon learn. When exiting the ferry, an official checked our passport. It had been checked at Algeciras and we'd had no problems. In Morocco though, there was a problem. According to the guy at the dock, the police on the ferry were supposed to take our customs papers and stamp our passport. What? What police on the ferry? Since when do you get your passport stamped while in the mode of transportation? No matter, we had to return to the ferry. We were told to go to the information desk and wait for the police. The man at the desk said it would be 10 minutes. A few minutes later, a man walked by, and after a brief exchange in both Spanish and English, we discovered that he was the police and was just getting ready to leave the ship. No one had told him that we were there waiting. Had he left without noticing the two confused blondes, we would have been stuck on the ship the entire day.

Because he was getting ready to leave the ship, the policeman did not have his passport stamps. He said we would have to go down to his room on a lower deck of the ship. Yes, this sounded shady. We're in Africa and the guy who says he's the policeman says we must go to his room to get our "passports stamped." When we got there, he opened the door and let us in. He told us to sit down on one of the two beds. He then started to lock the door. Our jaws dropped. Then he said, "I just joking! Ah ha ha!" Yeah, not funny, dude. He really was a nice guy (approximately my age) and got us set up lickety split.

Our port in Morocco is the new port of the city of Tanger. Unfortunately, this means that it is a 30-40 minute bus ride from the port to the city. If you're keeping track, that's a 20 minute walk to the train, plus a 4 hour train ride, plus an hour to buy ferry tickets and walk to the port, plus a 2+ hour ferry ride, plus a 40 minute bus ride. Yes, I used almost all possible modes of transportation in only the first half of the day.

Arriving in the city of Tanger was crazy. It was like something seen in a movie. As we tried to exit the bus, we were smothered by locals wanting to be our tour guides. These people did not abide by American etiquette regarding personal space. No. It was 20 men smashed against themselves and us vying for the right to be our tour guide. Somehow, as we got off the bus, we did so with a family from England and were shoved the same direction they were, toward a tour guide who was speaking English. He was licensed by the government, had the associated paperwork, and was wiling to show our "family" the city for 20 euros. As it was mass chaos, our new British/Swedish/American family agreed.

It actually turned out to be a very good deal. Our guide, Achmed (last name unknown) showed us all around the city and kept the aggressive vendors at bay. He took us up to the Kasbah (castle) and to the Medina (market). We stopped at a spice shop and another store that sold traditional Moroccan crafts. We were there for about 2 hours and that was the perfect amount of time as it was a very intense place.














































One thing I did notice in Tanger was that all the local women (every single one I saw) were wearing traditional Muslim garments including a veil (hijab or hiyab in Spanish) and had their bodies totally covered despite the heat. Both men and women frequently wore the traditional Moroccan slippers with pointy toes similar to what one would picture on a genie. One unexpected thing was the countryside of Morocco. It looked like Ireland. It was very green with low rolling mountains.






After our tour, Achmed took us back to the bus so we could return to the port and thus to Spain. Apparently, there was some confusion about the time and when we attempted to leave the customs building to board the ferry, we were told our ferry did not depart in 20 minutes but rather one hour and 20 minutes. To this I responded, without thinking first, "Oh shit!" The guards at customs really enjoyed this and repeated it many times over the next hour and 20 minutes. (I would like to take this opportunity to thank my mom for giving me this mouth and thus providing the men of Morocco with laughs for several hours).

The ferry ride back to Spain was not calm. Oh no. When one looked out the windows, one would see the lights of the nearby city, then the ferry would pitch so much that the windows would sink so low that one would see all black. At this point, however, I think I was too tired to get sea sick.

It was also at this time that we noticed something on the ferry ticket receipt. Although our tickets had been 59 euros each and should thus total 118 euros, my credit card was actually charged 146 euros. Many bad words came out of our mouths after that discovery. Jerk!

We were very tired when we arrived at the port 2 hours later or at approximately 11 p.m.. We did not know where our hotel was located and thus, upon exiting the port authority and seeing a taxi, decided we'd just let him take us there rather than walk around looking for it. When he told him the name and address of our hotel, he said, "No problem, it's close to here." (Actually he said, "No pasa nada. Es cerca.") We got in the taxi and drove to the end of the driveway of the port. The cab driver then proceeded to tell us, "Look there, it's just across the road. You can get out here" Yes, the bastard drove us to the end of the driveway and charged us 5.50 euros for it. Thanks, buddy. You could have just told us to walk 100 yards due north and we'd run into our hotel.

At this point, we checked in to our hotel and were exhausted. We'd been trying, for the last several weeks, to plan a trip to Lisbon for Easter. It'd been presenting us with several problems regarding transportation. After the challenging day we had getting to, from, and around Morocco, we decided to abort the mission to Lisbon. Morocco had costed more than expected and we were tired of the challenges. We were glad we went but we weren't ready to do a big trip again in two weeks, especially one that was going to require multiple trains and buses to get there.

In all, I'm very glad I went to Morocco. In some ways, it was what I expected. In other ways, it was completely different. And for Pete's sake, I've been to Africa!

Coming up next . . . Gibraltar . . . a little bit of England on the Spanish coast.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Lucnh Today

Hamburger Patty (Tasted very different than American hamburger, a little like sausage?), plain, no bun
Pasta with sauted garlic and mushrooms (very good, but thrown off by the burger)
Bread
Orange

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Unusual Lunches Continue

Today's lunch was a soup with ham broth, ham, chicken, rice noodles and onions. This was followed by a salad of lettuce, tomatoes, canned green beans, canned navy beans, dark meat chicken, hard boiled eggs, onions, and a olive oil/mustard dressing. I ate as much of the salad as I could but green beans are on the top of my do not eat list, right next to celery and carrots. I followed each bite with a piece of bread dipped in the dressing to get the taste out of my mouth. Canned green beans + mustard and olive oil dressing = flavor of tuna. I also cleansed my mouth with a Cadbury Mini-Egg. Thanks, Mom!

Monday, April 4, 2011

Traveling Like Crazy

It's been a pretty crazy few weeks and there is much more travel planned for the near future. The week before last, I was in Italy with students and colleagues from the school in which I previously taught. We had a great time and visited 8 locations in 8 days. These locations included Venice, Florence, Pisa, Sorrento, Mt. Vesuvius, Capri, Pompeii, and Rome. My favorites were Sorrento and Mt. Vesuvius although I also greatly enjoyed an evening Rome with a friend of a friend who is Roman. The food in Italy was amazing, our tour guide was the best of the best, and a great time was had by all.



After a week of classes, it was time to explore again and my Swedish friend Ida and I headed to Nerja, Spain. Nerja is a small coastal town that was recommended to me by a friend and it turned out to be even better than expected. It was very quiet, no large crowds, and had several sunny beaches. The water was a very pretty blue-green color, very similar to my trusty ol' '94 Ford Tempo. In Spanish, we say that Nerja was muy tranquila.

There are many more adventures ahead. This coming weekend, Ida and I are headed to Tangiers, Morocco and Gibraltar (roughly 4 hours away via train). The following weekend, we go with our school to Costa Tropical (around an hour away). Then, the next weekend, Ida and I head to Lisbon, Portugual via over night train with beds. Finally, the last weekend of April, we go with our school to Cordoba, Spain which is about 2 hours away. We have made no plans yet for May and, due to some issues with my visa, I should not leave Spain after May until I return to the States on June 11.

As always, the strange food of Spain continues to baffle me. The unusual lunch today included:
small shrimp with heads attached
two fried eggs
french fries
bread
strawberries

I'm going to return to the States with clogged arteries.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Viva Italia!

This week is very busy and will be very fun. Tomorrow is St. Paddy's Day and my friends and I are headed to the Irish bar for some revelry. They also have free tapas there with each drink so it will be great.

Then, Friday morning, I head to Venice to meet up with some friends. From there we go to Florence, Mount Vesuvius/Pompei, and Rome. In Rome, I'll also get to hang out with a friend of a friend who lives there and get to see Rome from his perspective. Very fun! And I can't wait to eat some food that is not Spanish. Bring on the pizza, paninis, pasta, and gelato!

It will also be nice to take a break from class. Our teacher this week and last isn't very effective when it comes to grammar instruction. She's killing our spirits. So, it will be nice to have a break from that.

Best of luck to those who are attempting to negotiate a bargaining agreement today with my former employer!

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Sevilla

March 13, 2011 1:02 PM local time

Yesterday, my friends from class, Ida and Adam, and I went to Sevilla on an excursion arranged by a company who does such things for our school and other language schools. In addition to adults from local language schools, there were 18 eighth graders from North Carolina who are in Granada on Spring Break. The students go to a language magnet K-8 school. In K-3, they are taught solely in the new language (Spanish, French, German, Chinese, or Japanese). After third grade, they begin having other a few other lessons in English. So the kids on the trip had been studying Spanish since Kindergarten and seemed to know a lot. They, however, still behaved like eighth graders and I think all the adults on the bus were ready to make them walk the 240 kilometers home from Sevilla.

Sevilla was very pretty and we were all wondering if perhaps that’s where we should have studied. It was very large, however, and I’m sure we were seeing the most picturesque parts. We visited the riverfront, Royal Palace, Cathedral, and Plaza of Spain. The Plaza of Spain was definitely the biggest plaza I’ve ever seen and it had a moat in which one could take a boat ride. The palace was extremely large with mostly Islamic decoration (because the Catholic king admired that style) and huge gardens.

When the trip was concluding, Ida and I decided to use the restroom. The only restrooms in our vicinity were similar to porta-potties but were actually small electrical toilet cabins. You had to pay 20 cents for the door to open (it slid open on its own and appeared to be hydraulic or something) and then you could go in and use the facilities. Something was not functioning right with the “Water Closet” as they call it, however, and the door was open but would not take our coins. So, I went first and I pulled the door shut (difficult but not impossible) and did my business. Ida went next. Again, she was able to slide the door shut with some effort. Shortly into doing her business, however, the door began to slowly open and I was unable to pull it shut. It was me versus the electronic door and I lost. Of course, this was not a normal sized door, it was the handicap WC, so the door was 4-5 feet in length. There was poor Ida doing her business with the 5 foot door open and all in the park staring in. I tried to cover the door with my coat but you can imagine how well this worked. Within ten minutes, we were laughing about it so hard that we were crying.

The ironic thing is, Ida and I had just remarked that things had gone pretty smoothly for us today. In the past, we’ve had some problems with cultural barriers such as:

  • Having to pay $20 for FREE tapas
  • Going to the Mexican restaurant and having to wait 25 minutes after the scheduled opening time for it to open
  • Going to the Mexican restaurant 40 minutes after the posted opening time and being told they would open in 5 minutes
  • Going to the Mexican restaurant for 1 euro margaritas and being told that 1 euro margaritas were only for supper and not lunch after having waited for them to open
  • Going to the Mexican restaurant at supper and being told the 1 euro margaritas were only for original flavor

There have been others but I cannot recall them at this time. Needless to say, Ida and I should never comment that things are going pretty smoothly or one of us will end up having their ass exposed to a park full of people.

This coming Thursday, I will be heading to Italy to meet up with other teachers and students from my previous job. It should be an interesting time. I am most looking forward to sleeping in a bed larger than twin size and taking some very long very hot showers without feeling guilty.

Saturday, March 5, 2011

More Observations

March 5, 2011 12:58 local time

Here are a few things I’ve noticed:

Young women here wear pantyhose. They wear flesh colored panty hose and not only with dresses but with shorts. Although I attempt to respect cultural differences, this is just plain weird. I remember wearing panty hose in middle school and around that time, panty hose went out of fashion for all those under 50 or so. I know of no one my age who wears panty hose even in formal occasions, no less with shorts. We wear tights or leggings but shed the binding and discomfort of panty hose ages ago. Perhaps I can bring about a panty hose revolution while I’m here.

The food here is not that flavorful to me. I realize, of course, that food in different countries is different. I expected there to be more vegetables at meals here than what I would normally eat at home. I expected to eat the big meal of the day in the middle of the afternoon. I expected unusual meats and seafood that I would have to politely decline to try. What I did not expect is that the food would not have much flavor. Perhaps my palate has been conditioned by the plethora of salt in American food but I’m just not tasting much when I eat here. Even the junk food snacks don’t have much flavor. After a few months, perhaps my palate will grow accustomed to this and I will begin to taste more variety in this food.

Siestas are so popular that even the fountains take them. Let me begin by saying that the hours that they keep in Spain are very different than the hours that are typically kept in the US. They stay up much later in the evenings and get up later in the morning. Lunch is between 2 and 4. Most business close around 1 or 2 in the afternoon and reopen around 5 or 6 so that everyone can go home, eat some lunch, and take a siesta. Every time I have discussed the siesta with the Senora or Abuela (Grandma) at my house, their response is always that I must take the siesta. So here, napping is not considered a sign of laziness but rather something that is to be encouraged. Now that, I like. Besides businesses being closed during the siesta and streets generally being empty, I’ve noticed that the fountains (and there are a lot of them) are also turned off at this time.

Spaniards know a lot about the US. When I’ve told people that I was from the US, their first question is always “Which state?” In the beginning, this surprised me. How do the Spaniards know all about our states? I do not know about their regions. As the weeks have passed, the reason for this has become clear. There are a plethora of American television shows on Spanish TV. My teachers have remarked several times about things they thought about the US from TV. The shows are typically dubbed over with Spanish voices although the remote control allows one to push a button to remove the dubbing. Although I haven’t watched much TV yet, some American shows I’ve seen on Spanish TV include:

Friends
All of Nickelodeon including Sponge Bob and iCarly
The entire Disney Channel
All of MTV
Malcolm in the Middle
Twin Peaks
Mad Men
Castle
Scooby Doo
Without a Trace
Criminal Minds
Two and a Half Men
The Simpsons
Family Guy
V (the original series, not the new one)
CSI Miami
CSI New York
CSI (original series in Las Vegas)