Sunday, April 24, 2011

Semana Santa

Semana Santa is big here. I mean really big. There are places in the world where Holy Week is a big deal but no where is it bigger than in Andalusia (my region of Spain). All the schools and the university are closed for the week as are some businesses. At a minimum, people don't work from Thursday on, if not more. Each day, there are multiple relgious processions and, on Wednesday, there was a 10 hour procession that began at 9 p.m. and finished around 7 a.m.. This included carrying the "float" of Jesucristo (for lack of a better word) up a mountain and having it serenaded by the gypsies. It is my understanding that the "floats" are carried by 5 rows of 15 people, mas o menos. They always have a statue of Jesucristo or La Virgin Maria on top so it's pretty dang heavy. Below are some videos of a procession (about a month before Semana Santa) and Stations of the Cross (during Semana Santa). The smoke you see on the Stations of the Cross video is, of course, incense. The city has smelled like it all week which I enjoy. The videos are all 15 seconds or less.











Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Gibraltar

Two weeks ago, the day after we went to Morocco, my friend Ida and I had a much better experience traveling to Gibraltar.


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That morning, after spending the night in the port town of Algeciras, Spain, Ida and I grabbed the city bus over to La Linea, Spain, the border town next to Gibraltar. It took about a half hour to get there but the cost was only about $2 (as compared to a taxi which was around $40). Upon arriving in La Linea, we were dumped at the bus station and crossed the boarder into Gibraltar on foot. We were hoping to get our passports stamped but no dice. The border patrol barely looked up and just waved us through.

In Gibraltar, there is a cable car that takes you to the top of the rock. When we arrived at the entrance to the cable car, a nice young man from a competing business told us that for just 3 euros more, his company would take us on a tour of the rock in a van complete with information from the guide, stops at all the sites on the rock, and free entrance to the caves and to the military defense tunnels (normally 10 euros each). We would also get to feed the Barnaby apes that live on the rock. Sign us up! Off we went with a group from England (there are many Brits in Gibraltar as it is a sort of commonwealth of the UK although it has its own government and constitution).



On our way up the rock, we stopped several time for scenic views. We also stopped at the famous caves of Gibraltar. These caves include a performance venue inside. It was outside these caves that we first met the Barnaby apes. They are extremely friendly although will steal food if you are holding it in your hands. Our guide was extremely familiar with the apes and had them sitting on our shoulders and eating out of our hands.

















It was also at the caves that we also first came across a strange travel group. This group consisted of approximately 15 American males ranging in age from approximately 20 to 40, mas o menos. And, in the great spirit of representing the States, the spoke with terrible grammar, some were missing teeth, some wearing bib overalls, many heavily tattooed, and they were all drinking beer in and out of their van at around 11 a.m.. As a cyclist was headed down the rock, the one dude said to him, "Way to go, Louie Armstrong!" Douchebag, it's Lance Armstrong. Later, when a soccer field was in view, the same guy yells, "Hey, I think David Beckman is down there." Beckman, he said Beckman, not Beckham, but BeckMAN. I was mortified that such a group was representing all of us abroad. I spoke to one of the least obnoxious members of this group and asked where they were from. He said they were all from Louisiana. As we continued to see them, stop after stop, I wondered what would make 15 friends from Louisiana decide they wanted to hop on a plane and fly 10 hours to a small British country on the edge of Spain. Finally, at the last stop and after the comment about David "Beckman", I apologized to our tour guide and explained that most Americans were not like them. He laughed and said that these guys were actually from an oil rig in the middle of the Strait of Gibraltar. They had started drilling in Egypt and had eventually made their way to the Strait. He said he understood not all Americans were similar to these guys. I had several reactions to this news. First, it made sense. They were from Louisiana, they were young, and they were all dudes. Of course they were oil rig workers. Then, I again became mortified. These guys had been traveling all through North Africa and now Europe acting like this and representing the States. I am sure that somewhere on Facebook, there are pictures of them in their bibs with beer in front of the pyramids grinning their toothless smiles. However, f they are able to travel to such interesting places, perhaps I should consider a future on an oil rig.

The entire day in Gibraltar was great. After our tour, we had a lunch of fish and chips, walked through the old downtown, and just generally enjoyed being around people who were speaking English and not trying to swindle us. We had some extra time to kill before our train back to Granada so we crossed the border a little early and went to the western most beach of Costa del Sol.

One of the interesting aspects of Gibraltar is the airport, or to be more specific, the runway. Gibraltar is a small country. According to Wikipedia, it's 2.6 square miles or about 1600 acres. That's not very big. At the location of the airport, Gibraltar is 1.1 miles wide. As such, the runway must run the whole width of the country/peninsula. No problem. Oh wait, what about the main street into town? Ah, the runway bisects it. Thus, when a plane is taking off, traffic on the road is stopped and the train proceeds down the runway including crossing the main drag. Luckily for us, we were able to see a plane take off. It was pretty cool.
























All in all, we really enjoyed Gibraltar and felt very comfortable there. It's not a big place and was very clean. We highly recommend it. Ironically, just a few days before our visit, Prince Charles and Camila were there. They also visited Spain and were told by Prince Felipe that he'd like Gibraltar back. It's been British for 300 years. Spain's not getting it back. Nice try though, Felipe.

Monday, April 18, 2011

Soup du Jour

Today's lunch was soup which included the following ingredients:
  • canned tomato soup
  • meatballs (processed/store bought/kinda gross)
  • a green legume of sorts
  • french fries.

Yes, all that in one bowl. SeƱora bought a deep fryer two weeks ago and it's been non-stop fries ever since. They serve fries with everything here. I'm sure they eat more potatoes if not more fries than Americanos.

Friday, April 15, 2011

Morocco . . . or Why I Decided to Not Go To Portugal

For the last week, I've been meaning to blog about last weekend's trip to Morocco and Gibraltar. Unfortunately, I had a test this week and instead spent all of my time studying for that (grade still unknown).

My Swedish friend Ida and I decided a while back that we must go to Morocco as it was so close to where we are. To be only a few hours from Africa and an Arab country and not go would be a shame. As time is also winding down on how long I am in Spain legally and can thus come and go freely, this trip had to be taken soon. Thus, we went last weekend.

In Spain, the concept of time is totally different than in the States. For example, our train left at 6:50 a.m.. Although this would be considered somewhat early for a Saturday morning in the States, this is still, to a degree, considered Friday night in Spain. By that I mean, the streets are still filled with party go-ers and those walking home from the bars (which close at 7 a.m.). I tend to think of Spanish time as 2-3 hours later than American time. So, a 6:50 a.m. departure would be similar to a 4:50 a.m. departure in the States. In other words, no one could believe we were getting up that early and there was virtually no one on the train.

In regards to the train, it was very nice and somewhat space shuttle like. Sliding glass doors on motion detectors, lots of white plastic furnishings, very clean. I like it a lot better than traveling via bus although the buses are also clean. They, however, don't have bathrooms or vending machines. After 4 hours on the train, we arrived in Algeciras, Spain.


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Algeciras was the port city in which we'd planned to catch a ferry over to Tanger, Morocco, Africa. We'd researched all the ferrys and determined which one was least expensive. Upon our arrival, we had exactly one hour until the ferry departure time and did not know exactly where to buy tickets. Thus, we had to hurry.

After a little walking, we eventually found an independent ticket salesman who sold for the desired ferry. The online price we'd found was 33 euros but, according to this gentleman, the price was actually 59 euros. "Ok, fine," we thought. Give us the damn tickets. We have a ferry to catch. Thus we bought our tickets and left to make our way to the ferry. Unfortunately, there were no signs as to how to get to the ferry and it was a bit of a walk. We had to ask directions which was challenging with the language barrier. Eventually, however, we made it to the ferry and through customs effectively.

I had hoped that, while on the ferry, we'd be able to sit outside for at least a portion of the one and a half hour ride (and by one and a half hours, they meant more like 2 hours 15 minutes). Unfortunately, this ferry did not have outdoor seating (our evening ferry did but it was much too cold). It did, however, have comfortable seating in either couch or table with chair form and a small cafeteria.

While on the ferry, the information desk made an announcement that we should be sure to get customs forms and fill them out. Like good travelers, we did. Unfortunately, there was more to this process, we would soon learn. When exiting the ferry, an official checked our passport. It had been checked at Algeciras and we'd had no problems. In Morocco though, there was a problem. According to the guy at the dock, the police on the ferry were supposed to take our customs papers and stamp our passport. What? What police on the ferry? Since when do you get your passport stamped while in the mode of transportation? No matter, we had to return to the ferry. We were told to go to the information desk and wait for the police. The man at the desk said it would be 10 minutes. A few minutes later, a man walked by, and after a brief exchange in both Spanish and English, we discovered that he was the police and was just getting ready to leave the ship. No one had told him that we were there waiting. Had he left without noticing the two confused blondes, we would have been stuck on the ship the entire day.

Because he was getting ready to leave the ship, the policeman did not have his passport stamps. He said we would have to go down to his room on a lower deck of the ship. Yes, this sounded shady. We're in Africa and the guy who says he's the policeman says we must go to his room to get our "passports stamped." When we got there, he opened the door and let us in. He told us to sit down on one of the two beds. He then started to lock the door. Our jaws dropped. Then he said, "I just joking! Ah ha ha!" Yeah, not funny, dude. He really was a nice guy (approximately my age) and got us set up lickety split.

Our port in Morocco is the new port of the city of Tanger. Unfortunately, this means that it is a 30-40 minute bus ride from the port to the city. If you're keeping track, that's a 20 minute walk to the train, plus a 4 hour train ride, plus an hour to buy ferry tickets and walk to the port, plus a 2+ hour ferry ride, plus a 40 minute bus ride. Yes, I used almost all possible modes of transportation in only the first half of the day.

Arriving in the city of Tanger was crazy. It was like something seen in a movie. As we tried to exit the bus, we were smothered by locals wanting to be our tour guides. These people did not abide by American etiquette regarding personal space. No. It was 20 men smashed against themselves and us vying for the right to be our tour guide. Somehow, as we got off the bus, we did so with a family from England and were shoved the same direction they were, toward a tour guide who was speaking English. He was licensed by the government, had the associated paperwork, and was wiling to show our "family" the city for 20 euros. As it was mass chaos, our new British/Swedish/American family agreed.

It actually turned out to be a very good deal. Our guide, Achmed (last name unknown) showed us all around the city and kept the aggressive vendors at bay. He took us up to the Kasbah (castle) and to the Medina (market). We stopped at a spice shop and another store that sold traditional Moroccan crafts. We were there for about 2 hours and that was the perfect amount of time as it was a very intense place.














































One thing I did notice in Tanger was that all the local women (every single one I saw) were wearing traditional Muslim garments including a veil (hijab or hiyab in Spanish) and had their bodies totally covered despite the heat. Both men and women frequently wore the traditional Moroccan slippers with pointy toes similar to what one would picture on a genie. One unexpected thing was the countryside of Morocco. It looked like Ireland. It was very green with low rolling mountains.






After our tour, Achmed took us back to the bus so we could return to the port and thus to Spain. Apparently, there was some confusion about the time and when we attempted to leave the customs building to board the ferry, we were told our ferry did not depart in 20 minutes but rather one hour and 20 minutes. To this I responded, without thinking first, "Oh shit!" The guards at customs really enjoyed this and repeated it many times over the next hour and 20 minutes. (I would like to take this opportunity to thank my mom for giving me this mouth and thus providing the men of Morocco with laughs for several hours).

The ferry ride back to Spain was not calm. Oh no. When one looked out the windows, one would see the lights of the nearby city, then the ferry would pitch so much that the windows would sink so low that one would see all black. At this point, however, I think I was too tired to get sea sick.

It was also at this time that we noticed something on the ferry ticket receipt. Although our tickets had been 59 euros each and should thus total 118 euros, my credit card was actually charged 146 euros. Many bad words came out of our mouths after that discovery. Jerk!

We were very tired when we arrived at the port 2 hours later or at approximately 11 p.m.. We did not know where our hotel was located and thus, upon exiting the port authority and seeing a taxi, decided we'd just let him take us there rather than walk around looking for it. When he told him the name and address of our hotel, he said, "No problem, it's close to here." (Actually he said, "No pasa nada. Es cerca.") We got in the taxi and drove to the end of the driveway of the port. The cab driver then proceeded to tell us, "Look there, it's just across the road. You can get out here" Yes, the bastard drove us to the end of the driveway and charged us 5.50 euros for it. Thanks, buddy. You could have just told us to walk 100 yards due north and we'd run into our hotel.

At this point, we checked in to our hotel and were exhausted. We'd been trying, for the last several weeks, to plan a trip to Lisbon for Easter. It'd been presenting us with several problems regarding transportation. After the challenging day we had getting to, from, and around Morocco, we decided to abort the mission to Lisbon. Morocco had costed more than expected and we were tired of the challenges. We were glad we went but we weren't ready to do a big trip again in two weeks, especially one that was going to require multiple trains and buses to get there.

In all, I'm very glad I went to Morocco. In some ways, it was what I expected. In other ways, it was completely different. And for Pete's sake, I've been to Africa!

Coming up next . . . Gibraltar . . . a little bit of England on the Spanish coast.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Lucnh Today

Hamburger Patty (Tasted very different than American hamburger, a little like sausage?), plain, no bun
Pasta with sauted garlic and mushrooms (very good, but thrown off by the burger)
Bread
Orange

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Unusual Lunches Continue

Today's lunch was a soup with ham broth, ham, chicken, rice noodles and onions. This was followed by a salad of lettuce, tomatoes, canned green beans, canned navy beans, dark meat chicken, hard boiled eggs, onions, and a olive oil/mustard dressing. I ate as much of the salad as I could but green beans are on the top of my do not eat list, right next to celery and carrots. I followed each bite with a piece of bread dipped in the dressing to get the taste out of my mouth. Canned green beans + mustard and olive oil dressing = flavor of tuna. I also cleansed my mouth with a Cadbury Mini-Egg. Thanks, Mom!

Monday, April 4, 2011

Traveling Like Crazy

It's been a pretty crazy few weeks and there is much more travel planned for the near future. The week before last, I was in Italy with students and colleagues from the school in which I previously taught. We had a great time and visited 8 locations in 8 days. These locations included Venice, Florence, Pisa, Sorrento, Mt. Vesuvius, Capri, Pompeii, and Rome. My favorites were Sorrento and Mt. Vesuvius although I also greatly enjoyed an evening Rome with a friend of a friend who is Roman. The food in Italy was amazing, our tour guide was the best of the best, and a great time was had by all.



After a week of classes, it was time to explore again and my Swedish friend Ida and I headed to Nerja, Spain. Nerja is a small coastal town that was recommended to me by a friend and it turned out to be even better than expected. It was very quiet, no large crowds, and had several sunny beaches. The water was a very pretty blue-green color, very similar to my trusty ol' '94 Ford Tempo. In Spanish, we say that Nerja was muy tranquila.

There are many more adventures ahead. This coming weekend, Ida and I are headed to Tangiers, Morocco and Gibraltar (roughly 4 hours away via train). The following weekend, we go with our school to Costa Tropical (around an hour away). Then, the next weekend, Ida and I head to Lisbon, Portugual via over night train with beds. Finally, the last weekend of April, we go with our school to Cordoba, Spain which is about 2 hours away. We have made no plans yet for May and, due to some issues with my visa, I should not leave Spain after May until I return to the States on June 11.

As always, the strange food of Spain continues to baffle me. The unusual lunch today included:
small shrimp with heads attached
two fried eggs
french fries
bread
strawberries

I'm going to return to the States with clogged arteries.